Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
That last picture looks more like Kyle Schmid than Keanu Reeves…
Keanu may be a vampire, but we already know Kyle is one!
Besides… We could be completely wrong, and they’re Time Lords!!