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clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

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kennyvee:

why-am-i-pluto:

Figured tumblr might like to see this.

"You start where you can make a difference."



Note that central to the spaghetti sauce’s argument is his decision that rape doesn’t happen in the western world. Anti-feminists actually have to create fictional worlds in their heads and selectively ignore actual happenings in the real world for their anti-feminism stance to make any sense at all.

kennyvee:

why-am-i-pluto:

Figured tumblr might like to see this.

"You start where you can make a difference."

Note that central to the spaghetti sauce’s argument is his decision that rape doesn’t happen in the western world. Anti-feminists actually have to create fictional worlds in their heads and selectively ignore actual happenings in the real world for their anti-feminism stance to make any sense at all.

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madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.



“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.


The only time this is acceptable.

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.

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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-George R.R Martin.

The only time this is acceptable.

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jennapatd:

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

IMPORTANT

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metallics:

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

Realizing that you used to be, but aren’t anymore, is even sadder.

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mehhartbig:

PHOMO: SUDDENLY SEPTEMBER GLAAD Awards

Tylers face is priceless

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batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

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vvolare:

Alice in Wonderland climbing wall - At the Illoiha fitness club the architecture studio Nendo designed this unusual two-story climbing wall to unify the space. Instead of usual rough climbing wall, they decided to use interior design elements like picture frames, mirrors, deer heads, bird cages and flower vases to create a challenging wall with hard-to-find holds and exceptional finger grips. 

The fact that the woman is doing that in a skirt and the guy is in jeans, not to mention that they are both unharnessed, makes me feel very inadequate…

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levayajade:

sketchythiings:

victoryshallbeminehahahaha:

killedmycatatemytailor:

pr1nceshawn:

Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…

Pam’s going far in life.

Ricky’s going pretty far too

Too brilliant to not reblog.

Alan is going to die alone

I respect Freddie

I enjoy Derrick’s thoughts.

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yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

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Fresh Prince of Baker Street

  • Now this is a story all about how
  • My life got flipped turned upside down
  • So I'd like to take a minute, you trouble-maker
  • I'll tell you how I became the prince of a street called Baker
  • In war in Afghanistan, life was a haze
  • As a Doctor is how I spent most of my days
  • Healing, helping, a soldier's not fazed
  • And I shot some people on my bad days
  • When a couple of guys who were up to no good
  • Shot me in the shoulder didn't know they could
  • I got in one little fight, the army got scared
  • And said "you're moving back to London cos you're a bit impaired"
  • I was out for a walk and a man came near
  • He told me he was Mike and “fancy meeting you here”
  • If anything I could say that this was a shock
  • But then he took me to Barts and showed me Sherlock
  • I pulled up to the flat about two or three
  • And I said “this could be very nice indeed”
  • He told me as a Doctor I could be very effective
  • So that's how I moved in with the consulting detective
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srsfunny:

Don’t Feel Bad, Katiehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
Actually, that’s algebra. The answer would be 12X.

srsfunny:

Don’t Feel Bad, Katie
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Actually, that’s algebra. The answer would be 12X.

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district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

Love it!

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the-snowflake-owl:

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)

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michiferangst:

rider-waite:

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

reminder she took 3 stunning spells directly to the chest and after being taken to st mungos brushed it off like nothing

Umbridge needed a lot of ice in this book

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